SoCk ZOmbiE 2011. GIVEAWAY.

Remember Sock Zombie 2010? This guy:

I held a competition where people showcased their ugliest possessions in order to earn ballots for the draw. The winner of this precious fellow, readers, was Keeping You Awake. Go visit his blog about how winning this contest changed his life last year.


Well that's over. Now it's time for Sock Zombie 2011. This year, I made Sock Zombie a Lay-Dy, and you could win her:


Sock Zombie 2011

OooOooh! I shall call her Rhoda and she shall be my favourite.


Such slender arms.


Such a lifelike tooth..


Theeeeeere she is... MISs UH.... Canadaaaaaaa.... she's so GoRGEoooouS... You want to OWn Her so muuuuuuuuuuch! A stranger made her and put her on her bloooOOOOOG! This song is just now starting to suuuuck. *ahem*

So anyway...She features: handmade teeth (sculpey) and protruding arm bone (also sculpey), a giant icky gash in her head, boobies & shapely rear end, attractive pink tube dress, beady white eyes, lashes, voluptuous sagging lips, dark circles and a pretty swanky hairstyle. I think she represents my blog fairly accurately. So if YOU want to win her, here is what you have to do:

1. Create a post before February 12th, 2011 on your blog.

2. That post will have to contain a link back to this blog.

3. The post will have to adhere the following theme: Ugly Bread. If you are unfamiliar with ugly bread, click on my ugly bread category and get acquainted. It's my favourite category.

4. Include ONE of these three options in your blog post:

*REAL ugly bread that you made yourself. Include a photo of your bread disaster (earns 3 entries);
*bread photoshopped in a funny way (2 entries);
*a photo of regular boring bread from wherever (1 lousy entry).

*I reserve the right to add entries in your name if I feel like you really went all out; like overboard.

You only get to post about this ONE TIME, so choose wisely little readers.

4. Come back here and leave me a link to your post in my comments so that I'll know that you've entered the contest. Otherwise you might get missed! Oh no! All that work for what? Bubkis.

5. I don't want to see: bodily fluids, illegal stuff, poop (just to clarify- this is the internet after all), naked anything or just really gross stuff. I'm saying no genitals photoshopped onto bread, please. Please. I've already imagined it and ruined all the associated funniness you might be imagining about it. I won't put your name in if you don't listen to me.

6. This year, there will be no email entries. Sorry guys. You have to be brave and post it on your site to earn an entry!

7. Canada, USA and UK only. Postage is too crazy expensive for me to send anywhere else and I already had to pay for the tube socks. The buttons are second hand, recycled Value Village buttons! These zombies are excellent for the environments. I am rambling.

H'ok... So then on Valentines Day 2011, I will have someone else, probably Neil, pull an entry from a mug/hat/paper bag/something and announce the winner with a post & link to their blog! WoOOoooOhoooOOt.

Neil will be so pleased that our Valentines date is already planned now!! *high five* *Neil high fives back for pretend because he is currently downstairs doing paperwork in his office and by paperwork I mean watching evaluating cartoons animation for his job*


***coming soon: the making of Rhoda.