Dueling AWESOME. That's what it is.

Lookit me, I got a damned ukulele for a head!

Look, Readers, there is nothing wrong or painfully nerdy or socially awkward about trying desperately to learn Dueling Banjos on the ukulele.  A person needs to have goals in life.  Things that make you want to get out of bed in the morning when you're on a diet and can't get up and eat an ice cream pail full of froot loops and coffee with half of the cream carton dumped into it, you have to find things to busy your mind, okay?  And GUESS WHAT?  Practicing it in an acid washed,  American Apparel sweatshirt just makes it that much more.. um.. ethnic so just stop clamoring all over yourselves to judge me. 

I am nowhere near mastering it yet...  But look how awesome THIS guy is:



Pretty amazing, if not kind of scary seeming, right?  But that is beside the point, I mean how cool would I be at parties if I could just like, casually whip out my ukulele and blow everyone away with a two part hillbilly anthem?

Don't answer that, please.    Tut tut... shhhhhh... shhh you...  be silent.  SHoooOOsh.  Shh now. 

Neil seems pretty excited about the whole idea too,  because he posted this on facebook about it. 

Tsk, you spelled 'ukuleles' wrong, NEIL.  

SIX of Neil's facebook friends *like* this, Readers.  So there's that.   (PS.  I replaced their profile photos to maintain their privacy.)

Ummm... so Easter, eh?  It's gonna be wild.

I have a sore throat.  :(