Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Happy Belated Birthday Self, You Tiger, You.

It was muh birthday yesterday.  Wee-oooo!  I'm 92 32 now, Readers. Ugh.  Anyhow,  I have an upper respiratory infection and have had to cancel 2 birthday parties now.  One Poker-Ukulele party that I am particularly bummed over, but I decided not to get my gross germs all over playing cards and pass on this plague all around the table to my friends AND win all of their money.  *sigh*  I really tried to will myself better so that I wouldn't have to cancel, but I keep coughing up these:



And I'm running out of places to hide them.   I think my friends would notice, they have wee beady eyes for stuff like that.   





So I cancelled. 

Then I was supposed to go to a family dinner and had to cancel that too.  Boooo...  But I did get to go out for a fancy lunch with my 7 year old.  We had fries.  We made angry french fry-brows, frylashes, Fry-mpires with bloody ketchup teeth, butter-fries, fryangles, frystaches, got fry-tened and then decided that we were pretty good fry-ends.  We also arm wrestled and I lost.  All in all a pretty good birthday lunch. 

But the good news is that maybe I'm feeling better finally today?  There might still be a little fur in my sinuses, but no full blown gremlin-cats like all week.  When I feel better, I'll ukulele something up for you.  I haven't had a voice for a few days so I can't sing, unless you like gagging-hack-coughs coupled with peppy ukulele music.  It could work?

22 comments:

MJenks said...

Just don't feed those things after midnight and you should be cool.

Vinny C said...

Good you're starting to feel better. I am curious as to whether you're putting those things up for adoption, though. From a purely scientific perspective, of course.

laughingmom said...

Now we know where all of the Furbys went...

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

I love Gagging-Hack-Coughs Coupled with Ukulele Music, they are my favorite band of all time!

Nicole said...

Happy Birthday!! Love the cat cum phelgm. Hope you find good homes for your snot-and-hair balls. *Mwah*

ajm said...

Sick and birfdays just don't go well together. But if you cough up another strange little kitty, I'd like one as a pet.

Laoch of Chicago said...

I hope you feel better soon.

Elly Lou said...

Me too, Andrea! Can you send me a kitty hairball with giant eyes all of my very own?

Caleb said...

Happy birthday! That cat looks like a feline version of Gollum. Weird.

How do you put them in pictures like that? Your technical wizardly amazes me.

Cheryl said...

You are consistently hysterical - rough day and you just broke it up for me. Grassy Ass :)

Antares Cryptos said...

Happy belated birthday. Hope you feel better soon.

nova said...

You said "When I feel better, I'll ukulele something up for you."

and I read "When I feel better, I'll ukel something up for you."

dbs said...

I shudder to think but I bet Fluffy Sparkles has something to do with this.

Shelbey said...

Your use of Gollum-like kittens is inspiring. Happy belated birthday! Feel better!

dufmanno said...

Happy birthday!
I once expelled something that looked just like that, except it didn't come out of my mouth.

Also, I admire your courage for cancelling all those birthday festivities lest you pass on your sickness.
Last week we got a visit from the dreaded "head lice" when someone decided that parties were more important than stemming the plague of vile follicle clinging bugs.
Everybody wins!

Logical Libby said...

happy birthday! Maybe they were medicinal fries!

mark fellows said...

Cool post! I had missed this because it got buried by foodie posts :( This one is pretty unique, with that cute wet cat picture, as germs. Cool idea! I like it!

rubbish said...

Happy belated Birthday. Hope you're feeling better soonest.

Something Happened Somewhere Turning said...

Man you crack me up. Happy Mother's Day.

Cake Betch said...

Happy Belated Birthday dollface! And whatever that animal/cat/rodent thing is - I want one. Stat. I want ti cuddle it and kiss its little nose.

Dr. Cynicism said...

Glad you're slowly on the mend. Your toons always crack my shit up :-) What will you be coughing up when you're all better??

Alittlesprite said...

OMFG that's hilarious!!.. I almost peed!

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