But what are tarantula panties? What do they look like? One can only speculate because one is not willing to put a lot of googling effort into searching for tarantulas nor panties and certainly not together. Only enough effort to squeak by with some very scientific photoshops will suffice.... All I know is that this blog is officially going to be the go-to place for all of your speculative tarantula pantying needs.
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What is weird about photoshopping novelty panties onto tarantulas, Readers? Nothing, I assure you. It's a perfectly appropriate way to spend a Sunday night. You know it and I know it.
Hay Tarantula!!! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
Spin a web so you can catch me and eat my face off? Oh.
9 comments:
I like that you left room for their spinnerettes. It shows you put some thought into the design elements of tarantula panties and didn't just go for the sexy factor.
I figure tarantula panties should be practical.
Agreed.
Finally! Some underwear for my pet tarantula! I'm sick of her walking around in the nude all the time, I mean it's not very appropriate. The service you have done for the world is so great, words can't even describe *tear*.
You need to start a complete lingerie line for tarantulas and sell them at pet stores. Hip huggers, briefs, boxers, thongs, you can do it all. I am sure they would sell (which is disturbing).
Tarantulas shed their skins...
Tarantulas only wear thongs. I guess crotchless panties are another option. They are, by far, the sluttiest of the arachnids. I think they might have started the chlamydia outbreak amongst the koalas, frankly.
Good god. At first I thought you meant panties MADE OUT OF tarantulas. Very unsettling.
If anyone was destined by the cosmos to take on this particular topic, it was certainly you Chelle. And what a damn fine job you did :-)
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