But what are tarantula panties? What do they look like? One can only speculate because one is not willing to put a lot of googling effort into searching for tarantulas nor panties and certainly not together. Only enough effort to squeak by with some very scientific photoshops will suffice.... All I know is that this blog is officially going to be the go-to place for all of your speculative tarantula pantying needs.
What is weird about photoshopping novelty panties onto tarantulas, Readers? Nothing, I assure you. It's a perfectly appropriate way to spend a Sunday night. You know it and I know it.
Hay Tarantula!!! Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
Spin a web so you can catch me and eat my face off? Oh.