Sunday, September 18, 2011

Tarantula Panties.

There.  Now whoever is finding my blog by googling that term can find what they are looking for.   I hadn't previously considered underdrawers for arachnids, but hey- I've never HAD a tarantula either.  So I don't know anything concrete about their basic hygienic needs.  I am just trying to provide a public service, you see. 

But what are tarantula panties?  What do they look like?  One can only speculate because one is not willing to put a lot of googling effort into searching for tarantulas nor panties and certainly not together.  Only enough effort to squeak by with some very scientific photoshops will suffice....  All I know is that this blog is officially going to be the go-to place for all of your speculative tarantula pantying needs.

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What is weird about photoshopping novelty panties onto tarantulas, Readers? Nothing, I assure you. It's a perfectly appropriate way to spend a Sunday night.  You know it and I know it.

Hay Tarantula!!!  Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?  All that junk inside your trunk?
Spin a web so you can catch me and eat my face off?  Oh. 

9 comments:

Janet Noreen Liston said...

I like that you left room for their spinnerettes. It shows you put some thought into the design elements of tarantula panties and didn't just go for the sexy factor.

Chelle said...

I figure tarantula panties should be practical.

dbs said...

Agreed.

Sophie said...

Finally! Some underwear for my pet tarantula! I'm sick of her walking around in the nude all the time, I mean it's not very appropriate. The service you have done for the world is so great, words can't even describe *tear*.

ajm said...

You need to start a complete lingerie line for tarantulas and sell them at pet stores. Hip huggers, briefs, boxers, thongs, you can do it all. I am sure they would sell (which is disturbing).

Imagine said...

Tarantulas shed their skins...

Elly Lou said...

Tarantulas only wear thongs. I guess crotchless panties are another option. They are, by far, the sluttiest of the arachnids. I think they might have started the chlamydia outbreak amongst the koalas, frankly.

don said...

Good god. At first I thought you meant panties MADE OUT OF tarantulas. Very unsettling.

Dr. Cynicism said...

If anyone was destined by the cosmos to take on this particular topic, it was certainly you Chelle. And what a damn fine job you did :-)

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