Sell this dump
Forgive some jerks
Stop calling them jerks
Maybe one more time:
Jerks. *snicker*
Be more brave.
Yes. That sounds so lame.
Stop sounding lame.
Stop worrying about sounding lame.
Stop confusing the issue.
Keep confusing the issue if it's funny.
It probably is.
Ha.
Ha.
ha.
Finish reading the heap of books before buying new ones; even if there are some boring ones in there.
Stop kidding yourself about finishing the boring ones.
Buy an article of clothing that is pink. Pale pale pink. Not black. To hell with slimming.
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Love it.
These are kind of irresolutions. That's why I like them.
As a chemist these things appear to be going in and out of solution, dissolve & precipitate, so solution, re-solution, re-resolution. Perhaps I should have tried an 'un-resolution'?
I don't know if I have what it takes to stop calling some people jerks. Maybe next year.
My kind of resolutions!
yeah, i keep buying books and not getting around to reading them. but i just can't resist the bargain book section, they're such bargains!
Totally with you. I love pale, pastel colours but I don't tend to look good in them. Screw that! :)
... I so often read books part way through, decide they're boring and put them down. Guaranteed, a couple months later, it will nag at me that I never finished it. For New Years, I'm not aiming to finish those books, I'm aiming to forgive myself for failing so often.
So far, wine helps a lot.
In other news, fuck pink. Black is always in style.
See, I'm already discouraging your resolutions. I'm a terrible follower.
I have a whole pile of 'boring' books. I don't even know if they're actually boring, they just look like they'll probably be boring.
I would like to be more brave. Oh, and protect my feelings more.
Jerks.
I'm going to finish that Large Hadron Collider so that when it comes time to accelerate those energy particles I'm ready!
Do I sound smarter than that chemist who commented further up yet?
I can't put a book down once I have started it. It may take me a while to read it, but it must be finished. Something is wrong with me.
This is hilarious. Best New Years Resolutions list ever!
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