Disturbing. But at least tell me you have a daughter. If that's your son's work, it might be time to start instituting some Dexterian rules to live by.
When my daughter was three years old, I opened the freezer to find a Barbie doll lying across the ice cream with her head frozen into the ice cube tray. Her whole head had been pushed into one of the cube spaces, filled with water and frozen.
I took the still frozen tray to my daughter and asked, "Did you do this?"
She calmly answered, "Yes."
I asked, "Why?"
Without even looking up from her coloring book, she replied, "Because she was bad, put her back."
I did just that and started locking by bedroom door at night from then on.
This made my night. No, make that my week. This is my first time visiting your blog, and to find...this? It's perfect. I love you and your psychopathic children already.
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Colonel Mustard. In the freezer. With the candlestick.
Kids can be scary as hell, cant' they?
Elly- That is a beauty and the beast Belle paper doll dress. Maybe she ought not have gotten so touchy-feely with the Beast.
Jonah- AND loud.
Is there a naked Belle wrapped in a little shower curtain behind the frozen vegetables?
I've always wondered where great dress designers got their ideas.
Disturbing. But at least tell me you have a daughter. If that's your son's work, it might be time to start instituting some Dexterian rules to live by.
When my daughter was three years old, I opened the freezer to find a Barbie doll lying across the ice cream with her head frozen into the ice cube tray. Her whole head had been pushed into one of the cube spaces, filled with water and frozen.
I took the still frozen tray to my daughter and asked, "Did you do this?"
She calmly answered, "Yes."
I asked, "Why?"
Without even looking up from her coloring book, she replied, "Because she was bad, put her back."
I did just that and started locking by bedroom door at night from then on.
When my daughter was still pre-school she once told me that one of her Barbies was killed for the insurance money.
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Round up the usual suspects.
That is hilarious yet terrifying.
C.S.I Freezer.
And your realtor is worried about your chairs?
This made my night. No, make that my week. This is my first time visiting your blog, and to find...this? It's perfect. I love you and your psychopathic children already.
woww great post good luck
Creative kid! Hey- you've gotta give props when it's deserved ;)
When you don't cut along the lines, you risk the rending of flesh.
She probably had it comin...
Oy, call in CSI people!
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