Saturday, March 17, 2012

OBSCENE Golden Retriever Cuteness and a Caption Contest. *dancy dancy*

Okay so that photo a day thing clearly didn't work out.

I got my heart broken.

Oliver-The-Dog had to find a new family sans little kids.  He was "attacky" with other people's children.  Bitey in the neck area of toddlers-ish.  So.  He went to find a new home.  It just pretty much sucked.

I wasn't supposed to be a dog person.  I have been fervently on team cat forever.  Oliver changed that with his stupid sleeping on my feet and sneaking onto the couch and being underweight at first and looking pathetic when I made bacon.  So I guess that was his purpose.. to change me into a pain in the arse dog person who's all "Cats are boring".

Well they are.  That's why cat people LIKE cats.  They are boring.

Stupid fun dogs.

So anyway, today we picked up Sunny from a really great breeder.  Sunny is a golden retriever.  Sunny had a busy day.  I'm probably going to blog about Sunny more than a cool person like me should be comfortable doing.  

OMG

OMG

OMG!

*chews through fists and wells up*
AW!  We are so exciteeed! SQUEEEEE!!!

The cat, however?  Is somewhat less thrilled.

So... I think that you should caption the following photo- because Readers?  It must be caption contested.  It must be caption contested sooooo hard.  And the prize?  I will personally draw YOU;  my reader.  That's a free awesome prize for a photo caption contest!!!!!  ME!  DRAWING YOU!  WITH MY DRAWING PROGRAM!!!!11!  Good prize, eh?    So here is the photo of my idiot manwhore cat reacting to the new puppy.. AND GO:

"words" ~Michelle's Reader


Results will be posted.. um... in a few days?  Sound  Good?  Ok.   Go.  And don't forget to link me up to your blog.  Oh yeah and there is a limit of... letsay...  5 entries unless you are really funny and need to make more.

K go.

25 comments:

nova said...

Aw, the splayed legs thing! Too cute.

jennybenny said...

Cat-"I will SOOOOO kill that thing if it comes in my house!"

Stephen Hayes said...

Cat: "I ordered a pizza, not a puppy!"

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

"And THAT'S how you mesmorize an unwanted dog by making him choke on his own tongue while your humans watch helplessly."

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

Or *mesmerize*, even.

Shelbey said...

(cat to dog) "SOON"

(cat to dog) "Yes, that's it goggie... it eats the poison."

(dog to cat) "My philosophy, kitty, is quite simple: get ALL of the attention."

(cat to dog) "You steal their hearts. I'll steal your soul."

http://adesiretoinspire.blogspot.com

Logical Libby said...

What a sweet little puppy! It's going to be really sad when the cat kills it and starts wearing it's skin...

dbs said...

Cat: I blame Randy Jackson.

Summer said...

MY brain exploded from the cuteness.

Anonymous said...

Cat "The last dog didn't think I could turn the people against him either..."

eskay said...

"I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!"

See Kate run. said...

ZOMG.

eke said...

cat:
Ur daiz are numbrd goggie...
an I not knoes dat meny numberz

dog: walk, potato, helicopter, blue, slinkies

dufmanno said...

How is the "sad eyes" photo even fair? Watch that cat. My feline hatched a plot worthy of a thousand vengeful Machiavelli's on my unsuspecting dog many years ago. It took the better part of decade to execute and ended with her stuck in a large city garbage can after accidentally being foiled by a neighbor but she managed to give him some serious payback for dethroning her.

Sara said...

"Don't worry, I have a plan". OR...hhmmm...
"Ppfff as if.. that's not even cute! If I do it, I'm the bad guy but if he does it they're all 'omg that's übercute!omg!omg!'. They'll see...they'll see."

There. Now draw me. :D
(btw, the picture with the sad puppy eyes... übercute. yeah.)

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Mary Lee said...

I prefer the OLD doormat.

Vanilla north said...

The pic with your manwhore cat is pretty explanatory... i have a cat, she is just a whore...lol

E3 said...

OMG.

I grew up with goldens, they are WONDERFUL dogs. However, my fiance who really wanted a polar bear tricked me into getting this creature recently.

*Warning* You may have no fist left to chew after looking at this.

http://newtonsadventures.tumblr.com/

Anonymous said...

Interesting blog post, hadn't put much thought to it before reading this. Thanks. -Ravi Shanghavi,Ottawa

Dr. Cynicism said...

Caption: "Soon... very soon."

By the way, I was Team Cat for most of my life, then also joined Team Dog - so it's possible :-)

Joanne Casey said...

What happened to the one you got rid of?

Chelle said...

A family without young kids adopted him.

SherilinR said...

forget a caption, just put laser beams coming out of the cats eyes and straight into the puppy's rump.

ImaBlogreader@gmail.com said...

What is this aBUMination?

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